submitted by Victoria Love Gattuso 1.) Both Take Up Too Much Space On The Bed. 2.) Both Have Irrational Fears About Vacuum Cleaning. 3.) Both Mark Their Territory. 4.) Neither Tells You What's Bothering Them. 5.) The Smaller Ones Tend To Be More Nervous. 6.) Both Have An Inordinate Fascination With Women's Crotches. 7.) Neither Does Any Dishes. 8.) Both Fart Shamelessly. 9.) Neither Of Them Notice When You Get Your Hair Cut. 10.) Both Like Dominate Games. 11.) Both Are Suspicious Of The Post Man. 12.) Neither Understands What You See In Cats. … [Read more...]
ARCHDUCHESS ISABELLA MARIA LUISA VON HABSBURG-LOTHRINGEN TO DEBUT AT THE INTERNATIONAL DEBUTANTE BALL
Archduchess Isabella Maria Luisa von Habsburg-Lothringen, daughter of Archduke Geza and Archduchess Elizabeth von Habsburg-Lothringen of Austria, will make her debut at The 60th International Debutante Ball on Monday, December 29th, 2014, in the Grand Ballroom of the Waldorf Astoria in New York City. Isabella is a student at Southern Methodist University in Dallas, Texas. As a high school student at the Convent of the Sacred Heart in Greenwich, Connecticut, she was the Senior Editor and Executive Director for the Broadcast Journalism Course and received many journalism awards including Finalist at the National Film Festival for Talented Youth in Seattle, Washington, in 2013 for I Love You Bear. She also created four public service announcements, and two documentaries: Natural … [Read more...]
MISS ISABELLA TANG TO DEBUT AT THE INTERNATIONAL DEBUTANTE BALL
Miss Isabella Tang, daughter of Mr. Nai Pan and Sheena Lam of Hong Kong, China, will make her debut at The 60th International Debutante Ball on Monday, December 29th, 2014, in the Grand Ballroom of the Waldorf Astoria in New York City. Isabella is a student at the University of California in Los Angeles, California. Her father, Mr. Nai Pan Tang, is a banker with Chong Hing Bank in Hong Kong. Her mother, Mrs. Sheena Lam, is a banker with Deutsche Bank in Hong Kong. The International Debutante Ball, founded in 1954, is considered one of the most prestigious debutante presentations. Young women of distinction from all over the country and around the globe are brought together at the ball and the surrounding parties with daughters of Diplomats, titled Europeans, Ambassadors, Governors and … [Read more...]
The Soldiers’, Sailors’, Marines’, Coast Guard and Airmen’s Club
honors General David Howell Petraeus. Part Two. (Note: We ran out of tape, but we have the end of his philosophical comment in text) ‘I’ll keep in mind a Cautionary tale of young schoolboy who gave a report about Julius Caesar: he was a great general, he won some important battles, he made a long speech, they killed him.” – I will try to avoid Caeser’s fate this evening. “Addressing such eminent company in this great city with this great organization, one can almost begin to feel a little bit important- thankfully I have plenty of experiences from early days in the army to keep that impulse in check… One episode in particular- I was fresh out of West point, a new second lieutenant, out with my new platoon for the first time, we’d a long day and we didn’t crawl into our sleeping bags … [Read more...]