Seat belt broken?

I can fix that! (Is that a neck brace you have on?)

New TV too big for the old cabinet?

I can fix that!

No bottle opener?

I can fix that!

Room too dark using compact fluorescent?

I can fix that!

Electrical problem?

I can fix that!

Car stereo stolen?

I can fix that!

Bookshelf cracking under the weight?

I can fix that!

No ice chest?

I can fix that!

Can’t read the ATM screen?

I can fix that!

Car imported from the wrong country?

I can fix that!

Satellite signal goes out when it rains?

I can fix that!

Electric stove broken & can’t heat coffee?

I fixed that

Wiper motor burned out?

I can fix that!

What the HECK!!!

Display rack falling over?

I can fix that!

Car can’t be ordered with the ‘Wood Trim’ option?

I can fix that!

Exhaust pipe dragging?

I can fix that!

Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?

I can fix that!

Cables falling behind the desk?

(Now this is a Good One!)

I can fix that!

No skate park in town?

I can fix that!

And – last but not least – – – –

Out of diapers? I can fix that!

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