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Thought for the Day…03/06/26

Austin Tang — Fri, 06 Mar 2026 13:29:45 +0000

Good morning friends.

” Stay Strong

When life gives you a hundred reasons to break and cry, Show life

That you have a million reasons to smile and laugh.”

Have a great day. Stay blessed always. Keep Smiling and Laugh with positive attitude.

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Andreas Deutschmann shares his happy personality

Austin Tang — Thu, 26 Feb 2026 15:29:24 +0000

Listen to “Andreas Deutschmann shares his happy personality” on Spreaker.

#AndreasDeutschmann

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Thought for the Day…01/30/26

Austin Tang — Fri, 30 Jan 2026 19:27:36 +0000

Tirlok Malik making everyone join in to laugh in Times Square International Day of Peace Concert September 20th, 2026…he will join us again on Earth Day in Times Square on April 22,2026 , be there and laugh…if you want…Mother Earth is not a laughing matter…she’s serious, LOVE OUR MOTHER…she’s our home…we gather to share who is helping to keep her safe…and to CELEBRATE HER MOTHER EARTH

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Thought for the Day…11/20/25

Austin Tang — Thu, 20 Nov 2025 16:29:57 +0000

Do What Makes you Happy

Listen to “Thought for the Day…” on Spreaker.

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150 dark humor jokes that are wrong in all the right ways

Austin Tang — Fri, 14 Mar 2025 16:29:59 +0000

You know you probably shouldn’t laugh, but that’s what makes these dark humor jokes so hilarious.

We’ve got all the bad-but-good one-liners you need.Tim Robberts / Getty Images

By Sarah Fielding and Sarah Lemire

Everyone can agree that surviving life occasionally requires a serious sense of humor. Maybe that’s why dad jokes are so popular, because as dumb as they are, they still make us laugh, even if we’re cringing mid-chuckle.

But sometimes it’s the dark humor jokes and off-color wisecracks that inspire a bad case of the giggles. You know the ones — the borderline-offensive gags that you know you really aren’t supposed to find funny, but you still do anyway.

We’re talking about cracks that skirt the line of being insensitive, while still being totally hilarious. If those are the kind of jokes you can’t help but laugh at, then you’re in luck, because we’ve collected our favorite morbidly funny jokes and snarky puns below and all of them are good for a chuckle or two.

From slightly-warped jokes on marriage and work to short one-liners on aging, money, death and every other touchy subject you can imagine, this compilation of dark-humor jokes is bound to make you snicker, even if you know you’re not supposed to.

For example, a man goes to a therapist and says, “Doctor, why do people keep ignoring me?” The therapist replies, “Next!”

Or how about this classic? I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey. But then I turned myself around.

If you enjoyed those, then settle in for a collection of bad jokes that probably aren’t for kids, family gatherings or your coworkers. Instead, they’re most definitely for those few who appreciate a mildly inappropriate joke or two.

Best dark humor jokes

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting closer and closer … and then it hit me.
A man goes to a therapist and says, “Doctor, why do people keep ignoring me?” The therapist replies, “Next!”
Did you hear about the guy who swallowed a frog? They say he’s gonna croak.
My husband calls me a skeptic. But I don’t believe anything he says.
Did you hear about the new book on constipation? It hasn’t come out yet.

for more info, go to

https://www.today.com/life/inspiration/dark-humor-jokes-rcna126169

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GoodNewsLetter: How FORTUNATE we are to GET OLD. SUCCEED: EARTH DAY: OUR POWER, OUR PLANET

Austin Tang — Fri, 21 Feb 2025 19:00:33 +0000

PLANET IS WWW.EARTHDAY.ORG slogan this year, the founders of Earth Day and our Partners for our event.

Here is our www.PausetheWorldforPeace.org NEW PARTNERS OPPORTUNITY:

New Partners Proposal-

February 18, 2025

2025 Earth & Water & Peace Day

Donor Presentation

Thought of the Day…02/21/25

STAY WELL

Please support our nonprofit, 501 C 3, Good News Corporation at http://goodnewsplanet.com/peacedayparty/peace-day-donations/

LET’S GROW TOGETHER. GOOD NEWS MOTTO: “All we are is what we are with each other.” Zeal

With Respect. Love and May Peace Prevail on Earth, For Information Contact:

Reverend Paul Sladkus, All Faiths and Spiritual,

Founder, Good News Corporation 501 C 3 212 647 1212 paul.sladkus1@gmail.com and our Good News and Peace Worldwide Team who make our Peace Day 9/21 happen.

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LET’S GROW TOGETHER. GOOD NEWS MOTTO: ALL WE ARE IS WHAT WE ARE WITH EACH OTHER. ZEAL

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New York, NY, Montauk, NY

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Getting Older Laugh out loud. Pastel Artwork by Valerica Lordanescu 😀😄😃

Austin Tang — Mon, 10 Jul 2023 14:31:19 +0000

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers..

I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

I decided to stop calling the bathroom the ‘John’ and renamed it the ‘Jim’. I feel so much better saying “I went to the Jim this morning”.

Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.

The biggest lie I tell myself is…”I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”

I don’t have grey hair; I have Wisdom Highlights I’m just very wise.

Don’t ever ask me to bend down and touch my toes. I am habituated to others touching my toes now a days !

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators We haven’t met yet.

Of course I talk to myself; sometimes when I need expert advice.

At my age “Getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

Actually I’m not complaining because I am a Senager. (Senior teenager)

Life is great.

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can’t remember their names.

Now, I’m wondering…did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?

Have a good chuckle. Laughter is a good Medicine

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Italian time

Austin Tang — Fri, 09 Jun 2023 03:21:11 +0000

How can an italian farmer tell the time by touching the donkeys xxxx.

Just see and you found out

This is really funny, I can’t stop laughing … and you can’t either

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Try Not To Laugh Funniest Babies Playing With Babies

Austin Tang — Sun, 15 Jan 2023 12:57:24 +0000

Listen to “Try Not To Laugh Funniest Babies Playing With Fish CuteBaby shorts” on Spreaker.

Try Not To Laugh _ Funniest Babies Playing With Fish

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GoodNewsLetter: Smile, Dream, Laugh…We are Blessed, 2023 Events…

Austin Tang — Sat, 19 Nov 2022 04:57:49 +0000

BTW did anyone win $1.9 Billion?? If so it is the end of the year, and GIVING TUESDAY is 11/29/22 so your TAX DEDUCTIBLE donation to Good News Corporation, 501 C 3 nonprofit, est. 2002 can become a BLESSING for the Good News World of Peace Outreach and for others! Go to https://goodnewsplanet.com/pausetheworld/peace-day-donations/, lots of prizes, and even a trip to the Historic Montauk Manor. 2023 Plans: Good News Corporation, Nonprofit. We met with the New York City Parks and Recreation, and have put a hold on the following: In Times Square: 3/22/23 World Water Day Press Conference, 4/22/23 Earth & Water Day Concert, 9/11 Press Conference, 9/21 International Day of Peace Concert (Note: Here is the link to our 2022 Sizzle Reel, please take 14 minutes to watch it, pass it along and be INSPIRED, it wasn’t easy editing down a 5 Hour LIVE BROADCAST https://vimeo.com/manage/videos/772457663 you can also go to www.pausetheworldforpeace.org to watch the whole 5 Hour Broadcast, that we are also editing and soon will post the final version. With your help we will do a MAJOR EVENT ON 9/11 IN THE GREAT LAWN IN CENTRAL PARK, NY AND WORLDWIDE for respect of 9/11, to announce 11 Days of Global Unity and the up-coming International Day of Peace on 9/21/23. We are working hard to Pause the World for a Moment or Minute of Silence at 12 noon on 9/21, a CEASE FIRE EVERYWHERE and Acts of Kindness/Peace. We will broadcast on UNIFY who received over 2 Billion Views some years ago on Peace Day and other media. WE NEED TO RAISE APPROX. 7 MILLION DOLLARS for all our events, PLEASE put your PEACE THINKING CAPS ON for who can help. Every dollar is important and will be used to PROMOTE PEACE. We have been working on Peace Day for over 20 years! 2023 Plans: Milestone Broadcast Corporation, est. 1985. We use our media to share, Life Affirming, Thought Provoking Good News, Multicultural Entertainment and Advertising, Events and Products each week. We are honored to share the GOOD in the world, as the people of the world are GOOD and the majority LIVE IN PEACE, let’s support them and use MEDIA FOR THE GOOD. Go to: www.goodnewsplanet.TV and/ or www.youtube.com/goodnewsbroadcast where we have over 6,000 shows. Here is some Good News Stories of the Week. A Charitable Hotel Owners Association Benefit with Weiwei Gao Speaking in Chinese and Reverend Paul Sladkus, A Powerful Holocaust Movie, which can be seen this weekend in New York and a Tribute to the Passing of the Founder of Parkside Restaurant, in Corona, Queens being interviewed some years ago about running a 5 Star Diamond Restaurant.

America Hotel

Owners Charitable

Association

FOUR WINTERS, HOLOCAUST.

MOVIE a revealing a stunning

narrative of heroism and

resilience by Jewish people

Tony Federici, Park Side Restaurant. THIS INTERVIEW IS AN EDUCATION FOR COOKING FOR ALL.

Once again, we are sharing our Woodstock Forever: Peace, Love & HOPE Movie, Book and Video Game with you, in 2023 we will bring the movie, book and HUG FOR PEACE video game, out to the world. We are also editing the movie, book and game, but we wanted to share with you our friends, are latest details.

https://goodnewsplanet.com/woodstock-forever-peace-love-hope-a-good-news-film-and-tv-radio-series-3/

Lastly, HAPPY AND HEALTHY THANKSGIVING…. WE ARE BLESSED

“All we are is what we are with each other.” Zeal

With Respect. Love and May Peace Prevail on Earth, For Information

Contact:

Reverend Paul Sladkus, All Faiths and Spiritual

Founder, Good News Corporation 501 C 3 212 647 1212

paul.sladkus@goodnewsbroadcast.com

and our Good News and Peace Worldwide Team who make our Peace

Day 9/21 and Good News happen.

www.pausetheworldforpeace.org, www.goodnewsplanet.com,

www.peacedayparty.org, www.goodnewsbroadcast.com,

www.9-21.org, www.momentofsilenceforpeace.org, www.we.net

(We the World, Rick Ulfic), www.unify.org

LET’S GROW TOGETHER. GOOD NEWS MOTTO: ALL WE ARE IS WHAT WE ARE WITH EACH OTHER. ZEAL

For more information contact:

Reverend Paul Sladkus, All Faiths and Spiritual 212 647 1212

New York, NY, Montauk, NY

PS – SPECIAL OPPORTUNITY FOR OUR FRIENDS AND MEMBERS: Looking for a vacation rental, SHORT TERM, in Montauk, NY. Call Paul Sladkus. https://goodnewsplanet.com/montauk-manor-rental-suite-403-paul-sladkus/

call me. Paul 917 687 1790

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