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Evening Energy
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Let’s laugh away our stress with ants.

1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants.
2. To bring ant from another country into your country = Important.
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant.
4. Ant that’s looking for a job = Applicant.
5. A spy ant = Informant.
6. A very little ant = Infant.
7. Ant that has a gun = Militant
8. Ant that is fat = Abundant. 8. Ant that is a specialist = Consultant
9. A proud ant = Arrogant
10. Ant that is cruel and oppressive = Tyrant
11. Ant that is friendly and lovely = Coolant
12. Ant that changed from evil to good deeds = Repentant
13. Ant that accumulated so much food in winter for summer = Abundant
14. Ant that doesn’t need a change: Reluctant
15. An ant that keeps financial account = Accountant
16. Ant that occupies a flat = Occupant.
17. Very big ant = Giant
18. The best ant = Excellant
19. Big ant = Elephant
20. Ant that is important = Significant
21. A sarcastic Ant = Mordant
22. An extremely fast ant = Instant
23. Shouting Ant = Rant
24. An ant that keeping changing = Constant.
25. A dirty Ant = Pollutant
26. Any you don’t like = Irritant
27. An ant causing pity – Poignant
28. An ant that’s disgusting : repugnant
29. An ant attracting attention : flamboyant
30 An nice smelling ant : fragrant

Good evening Keep smiling

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Smell of a Woman!

This is one of the best posts I have read about a Woman … please read it completely … it’s worth it …

Woman……

When God created the Woman, He worked late on Friday …….

An angel came and asked. “Why spend so much time on it?”

Replied the lord. “Did you see all the specifications I had to meet in order to design it?”

● She must function in all kinds of situations.
● She must be able to adopt several children at once.
● Have a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart.
● She must do it all with just two hands.
● She heals herself when she is sick and can work 18 hours a day.

The Angel was impressed “Only two hands ….. impossible!

And this is the standard model? ”

The angel approached and touched the Woman.
“But you made her so soft, Lord.”
“She’s soft,” God said.
“But I made her Strong. You can not imagine what she can endure and overcome”

“Can she think?” Asked the angel …
Replied the lord. “Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate.”

The angel touched her cheek ….
“God, this piece seems to be leaking! You’ve put too much of a burden on it.”
“She’s not leaking … it’s a tear.” The Lord corrected the angel …

“What is it for?” Asked the angel ……
Said the lord. “Tears are her way of expressing her sorrow, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride.” …

It made a great impression on the angel,
“God, you’re a genius. You thought of everything.
A truly wonderful Woman ”

Said the Lord. “Indeed she is.
■ She has the power to amaze a man.
■ She can handle troubles and carry heavy loads.
■ She holds happiness, love and opinions.
■ She smiles when she feels like screaming.
■ She sings when she feels like crying, cries when she’s happy and laughs when she’s scared.
■ She fights for what she believes in.
■ Her love is unconditional.
“Her heart breaks when a relative or friend dies, but she finds the strength to continue living.”

The Angel asked: So she is a perfect being?
The Lord replied: No. It has only one drawback.
“She often forgets what she’s worth.”

Send it to all the women you respect ….
And to all the men who respect a Woman.

Being a woman is invaluable
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Pass this on to every woman in your touch to make her feel proud of herself.* ?

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The next project… “David Ippolito: DREAMERS LIKE ME”

Be a part of this much-requested, completely solo, acoustic night of music and laughs, stories, thoughts and feelings… with the man who has been known for over a quarter century as “That Guitar Man from Central Park”.

SATURDAY NIGHT, April 7 — THE LEONARD NIMOY THALIA (Broadway at 95th Street.)

If you can be a “producer”… GREAT! Thank you. If you just feel like helping, feel free to throw any amount, no matter how large or small at the campaign. THANKS!

“David Ippolito: That Guitar Man from Central Park” is a sponsored project of Fractured Atlas, a non-profit arts service organization. Contributions for the charitable purposes of “David Ippolito: That Guitar Man from Central Park” must be made payable to “Fractured Atlas” only and are tax-deductible to the extent permitted by law.

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