What did Adam say on the 24th of December?
It’s Christmas, Eve!

What kind of car did the disciples drive?
A Honda, because the Bible says they were all in one Accord.

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah – he was floating his stock while the rest of the world was in liquidation.

Who was known as a mathematician in the bible?
Moses – he wrote the book of numbers.

Who does the Bible say should make the tea?
He brews.

Why didn’t they play cards on the ark?
Noah was standing on the deck.

Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson – he brought the house down.

How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Able.

What was Boaz like before he got married?
He was Ruth-less.

Why was everyone so poor in biblical times?
Because there was only one Job.

Enjoy

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A Little Comedy Can Go A Long Way..hehehe

But sometimes the only way to deal with it is to look at it in a lighter vein. We mourn the loss of the following businesses:

A local bra shop has gone bust.

A mining company has gone under.

A solvent ( extraction) co has become insolvent.

A manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation.

A dog kennels has had to call in the retrievers.

An origami book company has folded.

An aerial installation company has called in the receivers.

A key company has gone into lockdown.

A watchsmith has wound down and called time.

An ice cream shop has had its assets frozen.

A shoe factory has been soled and employees given the boot.

The Heinz factory has been canned as they couldn’t ketchup with orders.

The tarmac company has reached the end of the road.

The bread company has run out of dough.

The laundrette has been taken to the cleaners.

And finally,

….the dry cleaners and ironing service have run out of steam.

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