Smart answer by a female passenger on a flight…

A guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him…
‘Nice perfume…..which one is it?…? I want to give it to my wife..!!’
Lady: ‘Don’t give her….some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!’
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A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent, Edward doesn’t smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him.

Parent’s answer:
Dear Teacher, Edward is not a rose, Don’t smell him, Teach him ……
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Mother to Son: Who is Sultan Aziz?
Son: Don’t know ?
Mother: Devote some time to pay attention to study also
Son to Mother: Do you know Aunty Jennifer?
Mother: Don’t know
Son: Sometimes pay attention to Daddy also ???

A cute excuse:
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher: So what makes you late if they were fighting?
Student: One of my shoes was in mom’s hand, and the other in dad’s…
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Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Rascal, yesterday I gave him food. Today he gave me a book on
“How to Cook !!!
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Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife’s scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: Did u drink?????
Husband: no!
Wife: Idiot!!! then why are you typing on a suitcase?!!!
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