SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE
....It takes less than 15 seconds......
If you are over 60 yrs. old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test
How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?
1. _ _NDOM
2. F_ _K
See answers below…
1. … [Continue reading...]
TUNE INTO THE DR. OZ SHOW TUESDAY, MARCH 18TH TO SEE STAGE IV CANCER SURVIVOR & COMEDIAN SARANNE ROTHBERG WITH DR. KELLY TURNER, AUTHOR OF "RADICAL REMISSION" Click here for more information about this episode.
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ComedyCures' Founder Saranne details her strategies for surviving stage IV cancer in her chapter: "Positive Emotions". (By Author/Researcher Dr. Kelly Turner.) To order a discounted copy now, please click here.
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"FREE PATIENT/CAREGIVER EVENT: COMEDYCURES' LAUGHINGLUNCH!"
AMAZING COMICS! March 25th America's Funniest … [Continue reading...]
I can't come to work today.
A moose was born on my front lawn and the mama won't let us out the front door!
In my 33 years in Michigan's Upper Peninsula,I have never seen a newborn baby moose.
The mother picked a small quiet neighborhood and had her baby in a front yard, near
Highway #2, at 5:30 a.m. Allen and I were bike riding when we came upon the pair. The
lady across the street from the house said she saw it being born. We saw them at 5:30 p.m.,
so the little one was then 12 hours old. What an awesome place to live! … [Continue reading...]
Norwegian Icebreaker heads up the Fox River
As you may have seen on the news it's been very cold in Appleton ...
So cold, in fact, that the City Government has borrowed a Norwegian Icebreaker
to clear the Fox River for fishing and migrating waterfowl. The Icebreaker
is starting near Neenah and working its way northward.
Here is a picture as the hard work of ice breaking begins. Impressive!
Norwegian Icebreaker heads up the Fox River . … [Continue reading...]
Help Konig Get Played On The Radio And Your Car Won't Be Stolen!
The digital version of my comedy CD 'Dave Konig: Your Face Is Crooked' drops on iTunes Jan 28th.
The fine folks at my record company, Next Round Entertainment, tell me that if I get a lot of favorable comments on iTunes it will help raise the CD's profile, which will in turn increase my chances of getting radio airplay, which will somehow result in me becoming a big star, which will help me pay for my kids college so they become productive members of society and don't end up as car thieves stealing YOUR car!
Won't you help? Here's all you have to do:
1) Listen to some FREE tracks from the CD here: FREE DAVE KONIG SAMPLES
2) As soon as the iTunes site goes live, at (hopefully) 12:01 AM … [Continue reading...]
Every once in a while somebody gets it right.
This is not yet found in the Oxford dictionary, so it was "Googled" and discovered to be a "recently coined" new word found on T-shirts on eBay.
Read this one over slowly and absorb the facts that are within this definition!
I love this word, and believe that it will become a recognized English word.
Finally, a word to describe our future: Perfect ?? … [Continue reading...]
Here are the 2013 Darwin Awards:
In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.
A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran," accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run.
While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom, when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.
Fifth … [Continue reading...]
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COMEDYCURES® MISSIONThe ComedyCures Foundation is an award-winning 501(c)3, not-for-profit organization bringing joy, … [Continue reading...]
How Was I Born?
Daddy, how was I born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,
and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
scroll down.... you'll love this.......
You got male! … [Continue reading...]
Inner Peace Submitted by Mohammad Shamim www.liveforothersfoundation.org
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones
are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without alcohol,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs �
� then You Are Probably
The Family Dog!
And you thought I was … [Continue reading...]
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus … [Continue reading...]
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Click here for big Christmas / Chanukah fun! A TV Classic!
Go to about 2:50 into the reel for a rare clip of the Dave Konig Christmas Special It's a Wonderful Life parody, with Abe Vigoda as my guardian angel!
Konig's swinging Poconos New Years Eve!
In November Dave Konig starred in a great run of the new musical Love in the Middle Ages. As it gears up for a big Off Broadway return, Konig hits the road with his uinque brand of "stand up" "comedy"...
Dec 9 - STAND UP NY - Benefit for The Eleanor … [Continue reading...]