Happy Couple

?Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: ‘Are you the owner?’ The pharmacist answers, ‘Yes.’ Jacob: ‘We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?’ Pharmacist: ‘Of course we do.’ Jacob: ‘How about medicine for circulation?’ Pharmacist: ‘All kinds.’ Jacob: ‘Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?’ Pharmacist: ‘Definitely.’ Jacob: ‘How about Viagra?’ Pharmacist: ‘Of course.’ Jacob: ‘Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?’ Pharmacist: ‘Yes, a large variety. The works.’ Jacob: ‘What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?’ Pharmacist: ‘Absolutely.’ Jacob: ‘You sell wheelchairs and walkers?’ Pharmacist: ‘All speeds and sizes.’ Jacob: ‘We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.’