DOG PUNS   

 

Quit hounding me!

Remain paws-fictive!

Please fur-give me.

Today has been ruff.

I’m mutts about you!

Let’s raise the woof!

I’ll collie you later.

Howl I ever live without you?

You need a new leash on life.

The dog is from California.

This place seems so fur-milliard.

Don’t bite the hound that feeds you.

People who hate dogs are re-pug-nan.

My dog’s favorite band is The Beagles.

I’m so fur-tannate to have you in my life

What dog does Dracula own? A blood-hound.

That dog was so cold, he was a pup-sickle!