These are funny!
See all the way to the end – it’s worth it…
Who says senior citizens don’t wear stylish clothes. Hah!
Gotta love us seniors
During a visit to my doctor,
I asked him, “How do you determine whether
or not an older person should be put
in an old age home?”
“Well,” he said, “we fill up a bathtub,
then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup
and a bucket to the person
to empty the bathtub.”
“Oh, I understand,” I said.
“A normal person would use the bucket
because
it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”
“No” he said.
“A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed
near the window?”
ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON .
OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE? :
MORE BELOW
A short neurological test
1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
3 – Now find the N below. It’s a little more difficult.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests,
you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist.
Your brain is great and you’re far from having a close
relationship with Alzheimer.
Congratulations!
Oh. One more test….
Find the 44th USA President.
Well, congratulations, you’re not color blind either!
SENIOR CITIZENS
ARE THE NATION’S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!
HEARING AIDS
BAND AIDS
ROLL AIDS
WALKING AIDS
MEDICAL AIDS
GOVERNMENT AIDS
MOST OF ALL,
MONETARY AIDS TO THEIR KIDS!
Not forgetting HIV (Hair is Vanishing)
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.
Live Well
Love Much
Laugh Often …
