Don’t have a spoon?
Seat belt broken?
I can fix that! (Is that a neck brace you have on?)
New TV too big for the old cabinet?
I can fix that!
No bottle opener?
I can fix that!
Room too dark using compact fluorescent?
I can fix that!
Electrical problem?
I can fix that!
Car stereo stolen?
I can fix that!
Bookshelf cracking under the weight?
I can fix that!
No ice chest?
I can fix that!
Can’t read the ATM screen?
I can fix that!
Car imported from the wrong country?
I can fix that!
Satellite signal goes out when it rains?
I can fix that!
Electric stove broken & can’t heat coffee?
I fixed that
Wiper motor burned out?
I can fix that!
What the HECK!!!
Display rack falling over?
I can fix that!
Car can’t be ordered with the ‘Wood Trim’ option?
I can fix that!
Exhaust pipe dragging?
I can fix that!
Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?
I can fix that!
Cables falling behind the desk?
(Now this is a Good One!)
I can fix that!
No skate park in town?
I can fix that!
And – last but not least – – – –
Out of diapers? I can fix that!
Jim Morelli, Nationally Recognized Lifestyle Expert