When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her- David Bissonette
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; They just can’t face each other, but still they stay together- Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you will be happy. if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher- Socrates
I had some words with my wife, and she has some paragraphs with me- Sigmund Freud
I have had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t- James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you are wrong, admit
2. Whenever you are right, shut up- Patrick Nuera
You know what I did before I got married? Anything I wanted- Anonymous